Any colour that is not pastel. Honestly, why are people still making pastel clothes? We tried this in the ’80s. It didn’t work out. Let’s move on.
Backgammon. Having my wife repeatedly hand my ass to me is teaching me good sportsmanship and patience. And that I hate the game.
Grandparents. Grandparents tell the best stories. More on that later.
Edit: I don’t hate backgammon. I just hate losing. Constantly. Like, every time.